a good book has no ending

and it’s running back and forth inside your mind, just how that town defined you, dressed you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:27:34 -0400

and it’s running back and forth inside your mind, just how that town defined you, dressed you up, painted on your face

deathgripsforcutie: raptivist: Heidi the rabbit! Heidi has...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:23:02 -0400

deathgripsforcutie:

raptivist:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

this is pretty important

fuckyeahsimplelife: Emidio Tucci Black - Xabi Alonso [x] yes...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:47:49 -0400

fuckyeahsimplelife:

Emidio Tucci Black - Xabi Alonso [x]

yes and please

Thought Catalog: The 10 Ages You'll Have in Your Twenties

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:43:58 -0400

sexpigeon:

1. 20

2. 21

3. 22

4. 23

5. 24

6. 25

7. 26

8. 27

9. 28

10. 29

summer break thus far = lying on my bed, eating semisweet chocolate chips straight from the bag and...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:25:00 -0400

summer break thus far = lying on my bed, eating semisweet chocolate chips straight from the bag and watching Parks & Rec while my sister sings “Suit and Tie” off-key

DAMN summer, what’s good

beyoncearthistory: Artemisia Gentileschi, “Judith Slaying...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:19:57 -0400

beyoncearthistory:

Artemisia Gentileschi, “Judith Slaying Holofernes”/Destiny’s Child, “Independent Women”

if I wanted the watch you’re wearing, I’d buy it

sashayed: clarabeau: I spent this afternoon indexing invoices...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:09:57 -0400

sashayed:

clarabeau:

I spent this afternoon indexing invoices and relearning the sultry heat of Josh Groban’s Spanish music. Traditionally weaker than his Italian fare, his Spanish work is easy to overlook, particularly when the track is tucked between other, more immediately accessible hits.

Si Volvieras A Mi. Let me walk you through this.

As always, Josh eases you in. He’s in no rush, girl. Have a bit of gitano guitar, a little wandering piano. It’s twilight. You’re on a balcony in Mallorca, overlooking the blue-green glow of the Mediterranean. The scent of roses hangs heavy in the air.

Oh girl. Don’t look now, but Josh Groban just took your hand.

The first chorus. It’s here that you first get a sense of what’s coming: a relentless sexual onslaught in a language you only partially understand. You can get a really solid air smang going to this beat; I’m positive Groban specifically requested this, setting his Cuban down between takes, the studio shrouded in a thick haze of smoke.

And then, as quickly as he came on, he lets off again. He knows you have some thinking to do.

Percussion. Are you doing a slow milonguero tango with multi-platinum recording artist Josh Groban? Moonlight illuminates the room. The sea breeze billows the curtains. Your steps snap on the hardwood. 23-year-old Josh Groban is sure of his glides, his hold is firm; how can one so young look so wise? You close your eyes.

SUDDENLY, MULTIPLE JOSH GROBANS. Like Cinderella echoing in the bubbles, thirteen Josh Grobans are now serenading you in perfect Spanish harmony, a dense, pressing throng of heat. Este loco que se muere de amor.

Strings. An extended soft-lens montage: You’re eating paella in the shade. You’re laughing on the steps of El Prado. You’re riding smooth-flanked Andulusian stallions on the shore—correction: one stallion—a gleaming palomino, his mane streaming, his hooves kicking up sand and surf. Josh Groban’s arms are slung low around your hips. The horse prances in the sun.

Instrumental interlude. Open windows in San Sebastián. The first steps of your son. Your thirtieth wedding anniversary. A white sailboat off the coast of Valencia, Josh Groban at the helm, golden in an open linen shirt. The sail flaps softly in the breeze.

CRESCENDO. YOU ARE A HUNDRED AND EIGHT FUCKING YEARS OLD AND YOU AND JOSH GROBAN ARE AS IN LOVE AS EVER, DID YOU THINK HE WAS FUCKING PLAYING? Your gnarled hands are clasped together as you wander the gardens. My god, you are the cutest old people ever.

It’s honestly baffling to me that not everyone on this planet has been obsessed with this angel-faced gangster and his ride-or-die opera since the onset of puberty. Child King of the Pop Classical game; Buble is dust beneath his heel. If this were “Hero,” Buble would never even accomplish enough to get within assassination range. Enjoy the dusty alleys, peasant.

Don’t ask me to come back to you, Josh Groban. I never left.

#sometimes people just really like josh groban

gothiccharmschool: This. This is...

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:22:38 -0400

gothiccharmschool:

This. This is DELIGHTFUL.

jonnovstheinternet:

Sea is for cookie.

Macklemore + Best Coast + Grouplove + mimosas + way too many pretzels + dancing for 4 hours straight...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:41:51 -0400

Macklemore + Best Coast + Grouplove + mimosas + way too many pretzels + dancing for 4 hours straight = ballin’ Spring Fling

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suicideblonde: Donna speaks for the internet as a whole

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 18:07:27 -0400

suicideblonde:

Donna speaks for the internet as a whole

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:49:33 -0400

this weekend tho

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:04:59 -0400

good/nasty dancin on Friday at semiformal

today: finished a paper, played way too much Skittles, drinks with fourth floor, WON A MUTHAFUCKIN NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP, now in my bed eating chocolate and watching Netflix

getting real tired of this “feeling things that I shouldn’t be feeling” bullshit

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:01:31 -0400

getting real tired of this “feeling things that I shouldn’t be feeling” bullshit

g fucking poy

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:54:28 -0400

g fucking poy

depressionbeard: “I’ll never be hip.”

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:03:04 -0400

depressionbeard:

“I’ll never be hip.”

balthazarswings: [AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ALONG WITH THE WORLDLESS GAME OF THRONES INTRO]

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:16:05 -0400

balthazarswings:

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ALONG WITH THE WORLDLESS GAME OF THRONES INTRO]

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